![]() 08/27/2015 at 21:31 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Hasn’t been driven more than 10 miles at a time in 8 years, and I’m setting out from Florida to Delaware tomorrow.
![]() 08/27/2015 at 21:36 |
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Congratulations on your purchase. Hope you enjoy it.
![]() 08/27/2015 at 21:36 |
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Ballsy...I wish you the best though!
![]() 08/27/2015 at 21:43 |
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I’d say that “drive” might be the wrong verb for what is done by the captain of these autos.
Something more along the lines of “hasn’t been navigated more than 10 miles” or “was not boated more than 10 miles” or “hasn’t lurched more than 10 miles per day” (seriously, when the shocks on these things go, just don’t hit the brakes when turning into driveways)
These old barges can sure gobble up a highway though. Something about the weight, the long wheelbase and the suspension made of velvet and Vaseline I think...
![]() 08/27/2015 at 21:53 |
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How many bodies can you stash in that beast’s trunk?
![]() 08/27/2015 at 22:26 |
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Intact about 10. But if you get clever with the chainsaw you can fit many more.
![]() 08/27/2015 at 22:53 |
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I’d say its only good for about 3 average American bodies, unless you really cram.
![]() 08/27/2015 at 23:06 |
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Chainsaws, axes... We’ll get the job done.